Super Cleaning Robot!

Forte you may think you are the best at everything

forteandgospel:

Oh. I see now why there’s so many male robots but hardly any female. Your lot seems to be far more emotionally complex, from what I can tell. Thank you for the detailed explanation, I understand what happened much better now. Hopefully I’ll be able to turn this around! Somehow I guess I knew this would end in grovelling and prayer? 

And uh, haha, okay, I’ll make sure I don’t screw this up. Um… you’re totally doing this cause you don’t mind your amazing half-brother and don’t want to watch him make more of an ass out of himself too, right?

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Of course!

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It would be really inconvenient to add “oil stained dress and hair” to my chores list.

(Source: rollisgo)

Forte you may think you are the best at everything

forteandgospel:

OH

OH NO

I DID THE OPPOSITE OF THAT

Um… okay… So! I posted a retraction, I’m not sure if you saw. Do you think that’ll help? How do I fix this. Do you have an advice column? You probably should get one if you don’t, I’ve seen a lot of TV, and I know humans would pay lots of money for advice this great. You’re so wise, Miss Roll! I’m sure that comes from living with humans for so long, somehow. 

Forte

The retraction wasn’t a good thing either because you’re still talking about it, and any robot can tell it meant you had a fight! That’s even MORE over sharing!

What you need to do is go to Ms. Splash, apologize for what you did, not for how she feels about what you did, explain to her why what you did is wrong, and grovel and hope and pray to the maker that she forgives you.

And I’m only helping you because I love my sister and I want her to be happy but if she breaks up with you over this I am taking your head without any hesitation.

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(Source: rollisgo)

Forte you may think you are the best at everything

forteandgospel:

I- 

Do you offer any sort of courses on the subject?

Well Forte you are in luck, because today I am offering a free course on “OH MY GOSH IT IS SO OBVIOUS WHY SHE IS MAD YOU ARE COMPLETELY DENSE” 101 so SIT DOWN AND LISTEN.

Ahem in human society and therefore programmed into our society there is a deeply run stigma about the act of a female having sexual intercourse for the first time.

Because of the ingrained sexist attitudes that are held in the human world, the idea of a woman having sex is seen as shameful and a loss of innocence while for a male it is seen as a triumph and an act of personal growth. Because of this disparage between the roles of man and woman, an act of sexual relation can be seen as a male dominating the female and claiming her as his prize. 

When you paraded through the halls proclaiming the act you had just accomplished, it could be seen socially as an act of domination. In essence, your pride and need to let everyone know of the act could be interpreted as a personal parade in which you declared her your prize and trophy rather than an equal. It may not seem correct to someone such as you, but know that this is where the hurt feelings come in. You should first communicate these feelings of pride to your partner and see how they feel before making such things public.

This is why the act of intimacy is so important for relationships to work. When you do not shout at the rooftops the acts that the two of you have in private, it is seen as more intimate because you do not need to justify or reinforce your ~feelings~ for one another.

THEREFORE, by keeping your personal relationship private you are in fact proving your love and happiness with each other far more than making everything public would accomplish.

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I told you I read a lot of books!

(Source: rollisgo)

Forte you may think you are the best at everything

forteandgospel:

rollisgo:

But I am sorry you are the worst at ~feelings~

I-

I’m pretty good at my own feelings! I feel lots of things about lots of other things all the time!

Does that count?

No! It needs to be about other people’s ~feelings~! Anyone can care about their own ~feelings~, gosh! That’s like, the lowest bar!

You need to actually listen to what the other person is saying to you and understand how they are ~feeling~! It’s a whole lot harder!

But

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I guess that’s just what makes us Light Bots superior

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we try harder when it comes to ~feelings~.

Forte you may think you are the best at everything

But I am sorry you are the worst at ~feelings~

~~Cleaning Robot Play Date~~

dcn030dustman:

doctorcossack:

Doctor Cossack laughed to himself for a moment. “It’s fine Dust, have fun!”

almost silently he mumbled with a smile to the air above his head. “Ах, молодой любви. Помните, когда мы были молодыми, что мой дорогой?”

Dust started to feel what he thought humans refereed to as glee. He gave a small bow to Dr Cossack, took Roll’s Rori’s hand in his and led her out into the hallway.

“The fortress is so large it often takes me the whole day to make everything is spotless…”

The floors were practically incandescent from the 5th coat of wax Dust and rubbed into them. The walls were like polished silver and the ceilings were as white as clouds.

“I…I hope everything looks good enough for you…”

“Oh my gosh, are you kidding it’s gorgeous!” Roll gaped at how shiny everything was. “Do you get interrupted by your siblings as much as I do? It’s like as soon as you finish sweeping the hall, five robots have already tracked mud into it.” she sighed.

She was obviously quite ready to get to the venting to a kindred mind. She just felt so comfortable with him, someone she could tell anything to! What a strange feeling!

(Source: rollisgo)

~~Cleaning Robot Play Date~~

dcn030dustman:

doctorcossack:

“Rori?”

Doctor Cossack looked to Dust Man, Then back to Roll, then back to Dustman. He walked to the coffee table, put the cookie tin down and smiled.

“Ah yes, ‘Rori’. I am quite the brilliant inventor.” He walked over to dust man and politely patted him on the head in a fatherly manner. “After all, you can see some of my work right here, Dust Man is a marvel of engineering, capable of compressing and ejecting 8 metric tons of waste an hour for proper recycling and processing! I couldn’t be happier with how he turned out.”

He turned to Dust. “And I’m not to worried about incursions. I have built many more defense systems. If she does anything she shouldn’t she will be blown up. Da? Have fun you too.”

With that he plopped down on the couch and started eating cookies.

Dust began to cool down and his neck ceased being a fire hazard. He looked at the cookie crumbs and thought it was be relaxing to get a rag and…

“No” he thought “I can do better than that”

“If it’s okay with you Doctor…I thought I could give Rori a quick tour…maybe show her my own living space ?”

Roll was exceptionally excited. A tour of the castle! Seeing another cleaning robot’s bedroom! That would be soooo cool! Today was turning out to be exactly as she hoped after all.

“Thank you very much for your hospitality, Doctor!” Roll curtsied. “Oh, and just so you know, club soda should do away with that stain above your embroidery…..I’m a bit at a loss for the rest though!” she smiled and waved before following Dust. 

(Source: rollisgo)

~~Cleaning Robot Play Date~~

dcn030dustman:

doctorcossack:

“Is very nice, Little Light.” Mikhail said leaning into view from a Doorway, much like any parent poking his nose in where he doesn’t belong.

Worse so because his labcoat was still covered in mystery stains and he brought a Tin of Cookies.

Panic began to well within Dust’s circuits. It wasn’t suppose to happen this way!

“Oh…uh…Doctor…this is Rori my friend my friend who I met at the cleaning robot convention” Dust began to ramble “I thought it would be okay if she could help out with keeping the fortress tiddly today and since she’s only a cleaning robot I thought it wouldn’t pose much risk and …”

Sparks started to fly from his collar. He was blowing it, and not in the way he usually does.

“Oh no,” Roll thought to herself for several reasons. “Oh no, I forgot he still thinks my name is Rori!” 

And yet, even with the protected lie to keep her new friend from doing a hard, very hard, reset, he was letting off sparks anyway! What set him off? Was Doctor Cossack actually scary, or just in a bad mood recently? Some amount of damage control was necessary and fast!

“Thank you for liking my dress Doctor.” she said “And, I’d just like to say Sir, Dustman is one of the best cleaning robots that isn’t me I’ve ever seen! You must be an absolute genius, Doctor! I bet all of your robots are just amazing. Your creations must be the best Russia has ever seen!”

There, that should help things just fine!

(Source: rollisgo)

~~Cleaning Robot Play Date~~

dcn030dustman:

Even with Doctor away on whatever important business he was on TOTALLY AT COSSACK FORTRESS Dust still made extra care that the fortress was in extra tip-top shape for his new friend’s visit. This was a momentous occasion for Dust as never before in his functioning years has he had a visitor come specifically to see him. It may Dust feel…

special

and also a lot of other emotions he wasn’t sure he understood but that wasn’t important right now. Once he was done buffing the floors for the 5th time he set about making sure all the throw pillows in the human living area were properly and symmetrically place.

“Wouldn’t want to mess up the Doctor’s prized throw pillows…” Dust thought to himself, marveling how each one was a near replica of Beat “He worked so hard stitching them together…”

Suddenly, the teleporter, conveniently located in the living area, began beeping loudly, letting anyone within earshot know an arrival was coming. Dust grew increasingly nervous awaiting for his friend to emerge, afraid he might do something stupid at any moment.

Roll bounced out of the teleporter, completely used to the transportation method by now, and into the picture perfect living room. The amount of care put into it almost put her own skills to shame.

almost

She skipped over to Dust and gave him a huge tackle hug.

“Oh my gosh I’m so happy to see you again, I’ve waited so long for this!” she was almost in tears she was so happy. “I even bought a new dress, see?” She displayed with a quick pull of the shorter-than-normal-for-her hem and a spin. “Do you like it?” she asked, quite eager for the answer. She wasn’t exactly sure why she cared about anyone other than Father approving of her attire but maybe that’s just what true friendship felt like!

(Source: rollisgo)

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